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Just Looking m4w Just looking. Not for anything specific other that someone to hangout with. If it works and we wind up having great sex, I'm good with that.
Actually I'm great with that! Im 6' and 175. Your pic gets mine. Put "looking" in the subject line.
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Pheobe
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Cool real laid back guy 21 yr ols Hey what's up how is it goin I'm 21 I work and if u get to knw me u want regret it
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Lora
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you know you want a super hero Over the course of the past thirty-something years, I've discovered that I have some kind of wacky mutant X-Men super power. You know how Superman can fly, stop bullets with his chin, and x-ray vision? And Wolverine has his adamantium bones with super mutant healing factor? Spiderman can toss webs and all kinds of shit, right?
Anyway - I have a super power - I'm invisible to women.
Its true. If I walked past you on the street, you'd never notice I was there. If I said "Hi" to you at the book store, you'd look around trying to figure out who spoke.
I suppose I could dress up in colorful spandex and fight crime, except..... thats kinda the realm of total social rejects. Plus, I'm like 99% sure that I'd get shot by somebody, and I'm really trying to avoid getting shot. Also I don't really have the figure for colorful spandex.
Plus, because my super power is being invisible to women, I'd just stand out to dudes, and attract their attention. Since thats not my goal (sorry guys, you smell funny, and you have entirely the wrong equipment), I'm turning to craigslist.
I'm hoping that my superhuman mutant power of invisibility to women will be mitigated by the nature of the internet, and the fact that if you're reading this one of two things are currently in play
- 1) You're looking for a laugh - and I have a feeling you're laughing right now (and if you're laughing at this, imagine how how much I can make you laugh in the future)
2) You're looking for a boyfriend - and I have a feeling you'd discover that I'd make a fucking awesome boyfriend, if you can overcome my powers of invisibility.
I'm most attracted to women between say....27-37 (5 years on either side, right?), although I'm open a little more on either side.
Now, I have a feeling that most replies will be from robotic bots. To avoid wasting time responding to those gorgeous machines, please post something along the lines of "woah, I can see you" for a subject line. A little bit about you never hurts. I mean, sure, we can have a conversation entirely about me, but..... I'd kinda like to get to know some about you.
Anyway, your picture gets a clearer photo of me. I mean, I'm pictured, but I have a feeling you don't see me.....yet
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