Something Missing
Lately, in spite of good friends, a job I love, and all that, I've been getting the feeling that there's something... missing. I've been single for over a year- dates, yes. Multiple dates with the same person, even, but nothing that's been more than casual. I think I'm ready to change that, though. But I don't do settling... my friends insist I'm too picky, looking for something too specific, and will never find it. I say I'm willing to be completely alone rather than settle for less. So I've made a list of what I want, and it's even alphabetiy arranged.
Affectionate - I'm tired of always having to be the one to initiate a hug, or hand holding, or cuddling. So there ya go.
Atheist - This is the biggest one. I'm tired of Xtian shit, I'm tired of "spiritual," and I'm not letting it in my life anymore. I've cut theists out of my circle of friends, and I'm definitely not bringing it back. This doesn't mean I'm not open to religious conversations, or to hours of philosophical debate.
Attractive - I don't have a set "type," but I do tend to go for height-weight proportional, and I definitely have a weakness for the alt/punk/gothic look... although clean-cut girl next door is good too.
Funny - This is a variation on "sense of humor." I want someone who finds the same things funny I do. The following names should mean something to you- Hedberg, Izzard, Carlin, Hicks. I also want someone who finds me funny, because I am, dammit!
Masochistic - Here's the thing- I'm a sadist. I like to inflict (consensual) pain, I think tears are hot, and whimpering is just awesome... so that needs to hit buttons in you.
Movie Lover - I go to the movies way too much. I need someone who loves to sit in a darkened theater and get carried away by a story, and who doesn't mind seeing mindless drivel from time to time.
Smart - Not necessarily "educated," but someone who can discuss political theory and scientific discoveries as easily as they can discuss Invader Zim and obscure 80's/90's TV shows.
Submissive - This goes with "masochistic." At least to me it does- I realize not to everyone. I'm not looking for someone who's a mindless drone, but... well, if you fall in this category, you've probably got an idea what I mean... and if not, I couldn't explain enough.
These are the areas I care about... other things, like having at least a vague cultural awareness, being Libertarian (or, even better, anarcho-capitalist), carnivorous, being well read, musiy eclectic... that's all gravy.
Me? Well, hopefully you got some idea about me from what I'm looking for. Beyond that, I'm not a small guy- not like a disgusting blob, but I'm not thin, never have been, and never will be. I'm also hot. This is both my own healthy esteem and the opinion of many others. I'm smart, I'm funny... look, everyone writes that, it's not my fault I'm telling the truth. I'm as comfortable wandering aimlessly around a museum as I am at a baseball game as I am at a fancy dinner... it's a little tough to pigeon-hole me. I like traveling, and I especially enjoy taunting and arguing with airport security. Never been married, no kids, but a dog that MIGHT be spoiled rotten.
So there we go. This ended up super long, so if you made it all the way, now's the time to email me. I'm happy to trade pictures. I'm also pleased to answer any questions... I do my best to be an open book. Maybe because it's the best way to hide... but I encourage you to find out for yourself.
Hope to hear from you soon. Because spam bots are getting more impressive, if the word "popcorn" doesn't appear in your subject line I'll delete it.
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